what did the black man say to the white man? hi

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nba live 13

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

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What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

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Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

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How do you survive the plague? you dont.

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That's not what she said.

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Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

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What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

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Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

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Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

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A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

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What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

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Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

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what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

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What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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