- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

Barack Obama

What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

hey

How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

You smell like shit

TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

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