Wombat monkey juice.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

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How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Darkness Falls Across The Land The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood To Terrorize Y'awl's Neighbourhood And Whosoever Shall Be Found Without The Soul For Getting Down Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell The Foulest Stench Is In The Air The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom And Though You Fight To Stay Alive Your Body Starts To Shiver For No Mere Mortal Can Resist The Evil Of The Thriller

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Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

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Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

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Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

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Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

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Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

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What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

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What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

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why am i on this site? cause its funny

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Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

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Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

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What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

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there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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