What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

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I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

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What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

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hi

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

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Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

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Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

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The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

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Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

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Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

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How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

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Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

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A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

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Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

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A pig, a chicken, and a cow are born on 3 separate barns. They are raised by old men who subside off the grains of the field. When the animals mature, the farmers will butcher the pig, slaughter the chicken, and gut the cow. The farmer who raised the chicken may enjoy a few eggs first but the animals will all die eventually. Either of natural causes or more likely being butchered for profit. Cows make milk.

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Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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