- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

Spell: “This word”

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

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