- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

I LIKE TRAINS

What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

I dont know, are you a tomato?

Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

Wy did the chicken?

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

knock knock go away

press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

Whats white and sticky fluff

Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

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