Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

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Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

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what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their firstborn child.

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When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

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Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

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Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

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Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

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How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

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The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

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Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

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Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

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Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

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Knock Knock! Come in!

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So a seal walks into a club..

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

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After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Three women are on an airplane. One's a blonde, one's a redhead, and one's a brunette. Unfortunately, the plane was going to crash and there was nothing they could do but jump out and parachute to safety. So the captain said to each of the three ladies, "You can only take one of your possessions when you parachute out of the plane." The blonde says "I will take my watch becau--" But before she could finish her sentence the plane exploded because the flames on the wing had ignited the fuel tank. No one survived.

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I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

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In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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