Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

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Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Sorry not thinking here, of course I will arrive sooner, give me 20 minutes or so (got to scout the area, you never know) As for coding, there is no hidden meaning so yeah... That is probably some "Neronist" coding format I never knew of I am using so well. Cant drive like this, so I will use a cab and wait for you at the back seat or something, I will let the Taxi cab honk the numbers of code here so you can come out knowing its safe. I sincerely thought you where at the home, according to our coordinates you are... Dont tell me that bastard built some basement over there, wow! I really miss him now, if nothing else because I would have liked a wine cellar made in less than... Sorry, ill be there asap, 20 minutes or less, nah, believe me, "fancy" is the least of things I want, and I wont be changing my mind anytime soon. See ya. I am sincerely surprised you even remember me, then again I look a lot like your crush. Abel (in case you where wondering, this is not my name either, but you get the picture by now)

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What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

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Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

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What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

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What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

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Jersey Shore

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Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

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Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

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Yes.

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When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

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Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

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Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

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So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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