When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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knock knock get lost!

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This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

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so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

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Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

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I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

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A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

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Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

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How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

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what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

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Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

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where wally? wallys a myth.

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IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

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How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

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wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

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So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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