person 1:Dude, look at the news person 2:Yea man, its D ick Cheney person 1: what a d ick head

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What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

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whats up fuch you bitch

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a customer walks into a store and says, "the customer is always wrong." the employee replies, "no, the customer is always right." "you just contradicted yourself."

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

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What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

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What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Shoot her in the head repeatedly

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yo mama is fat shes fat

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Why did the man laugh when he saw someone using a shake weight? He remembered Dane Cook's stand up preformance from the night before.

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Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

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why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

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Why is the sky blue? The sun reflects off the water molecules in all bodies of water

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Why do black people enjoy watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

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One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

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What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

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What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

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Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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