Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

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Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

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three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

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Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

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What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

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The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

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a man walked into a bar ouch

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O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

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What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

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She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

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A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

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Womens rights.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

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your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

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you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

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What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

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have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

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