What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

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Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish. After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns. Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news. She opens the door and hears Fred sing: "Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"

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IMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM a beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee immmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmiiiiooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmoooooooooooodfssgihsfdiug

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

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You know what sucks? Yes.

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Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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FUCK THE CHRISTIANS

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YA MAM, is a very nice person

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1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

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Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

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My nieghbor is blonde, but she doesnt like corn dogs or anything of that sort because her boyfriend is mexican. Mexcans are banned from eating corn dogs because they illegally crossed the border. Her dog wieghs about 8.9485763 pounds. Her nieghbor also protests corndogs because she cant fit throught her customized door which was 39 feet long. Why was six afraid of seven? because that lady is 700 pounds.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

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why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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