- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

Wanna know something fishy? A fish

what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

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