- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

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What walks on it's hands My uncle

Jesus walks int a hotel and places a handful of nails on the counter in front of the innkeeper. He is immediately turned away as the innkeeper understandably does not accept nails as currency.

What's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

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