Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

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What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

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What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

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What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

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Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

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Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

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Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

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why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

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"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

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What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack addiction. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And is then a homeless broke man who does not even have 4 quarters to his name.

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Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

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why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

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Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

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What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

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If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

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Anti Joke

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