justin bieber

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

donald................duck for president

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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