- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

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