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Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

matt f stupid because no one likes him

How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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