How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

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Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

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Billy Cundiff.

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

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wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

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What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

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The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

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What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

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Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

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Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

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Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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