- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

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Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

-_- i like trains ... -_-

How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

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