- Anti Joke

Tom and Phill are eating ice cream Tom challenges Phill to a contest to see who can eat their ice cream in one bite Tom finishes his in two bites Phil in one Then he looks like he got a brain freeze Tom notices and says "You idiot: you got brain freeze!" Phill turns around and says "No, I have a brain tumor."

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

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Potassium? K.

... i forgot the joke :p

what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface