Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Woman's rights

Your mama's so fat.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

R.I.P. Steve Jobs

Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

I saw a shovel once.

why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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