- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

LOL May Wong

Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

Nock Nock It's open.

Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

why did the puppy poop? he had too

How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

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