A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

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What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

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water, hydrated silica, glycerin, sorbitol, PVM/MA copolymer, sodium lauryl sulfate, flavor, cellulose gum, sodium hydroxide, propylene glycol, carrageenan, sodium saccharin, titanium dioxide all adds up to colgate. SO AS A MATTER OF FACT, CHEESE PLUS PIE IS CHICKEN. CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT I LIKE SAYING CHEESE, JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL BECAUSE THEY WERE BAGELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

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If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

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What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

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A man made a sandwich.

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what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

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A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

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A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

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Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

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A: B: No pun intended.

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A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

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Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

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if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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