How did the mecanic die? He drowned

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an **orange**.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

Pokemon go: Team mystic

What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

What is smelly and sticky A poo

What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

Why did the book disappear?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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