That's not what she said.

Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

How do you survive the plague? you dont.

What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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