Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

knock knock how there me ok come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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