- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does jim never go to McDonalds? his wife got shot there.

Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

What did the person do at the stop sign? Stop

i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What is better than a cat? Nothing

Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

knock knock "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"

if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

What happened the the blonde that went swimming? She cooled off and enjoyed a hot summer day.

look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

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