What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

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roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

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Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

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Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

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A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

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Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

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Why did i write this? I was bored

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What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

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How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

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What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

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What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

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Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

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How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

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the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

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what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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