- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

What do you call the twin towers? An airport

Women's rights.

What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

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