- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

God wrote this joke.................................

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

Woman rights.

Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Jason Connor.

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

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