What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

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The BCS

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Guess what! what haha u listened to me

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There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

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Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

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A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

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Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

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I ponder

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Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

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What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

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where wally? wallys a myth.

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poop

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What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

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Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

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Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

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A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

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Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

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How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

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you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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