- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

i like pie.

Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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