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- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

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Nicolas Cage's acting.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

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What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

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What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

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How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

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Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

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Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

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Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

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A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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what is 6 + 8 a math equation

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yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

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I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

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what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

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A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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