What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

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Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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Juggling lions and breast feeding.

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Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

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Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

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What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

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why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

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Dylan is a person

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

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Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

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25

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hi

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If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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ass in my face ? no

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What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

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Anti Joke

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