What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

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What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

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Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

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What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

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What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

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Knock knock. Death.

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This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

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Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

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I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

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What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

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How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

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why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

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Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

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what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

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A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

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Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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