What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

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Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

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Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

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If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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Stephen Hawking raped your mom

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Why did i write this? I was bored

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A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

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a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

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what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

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how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

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What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

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why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

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What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

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So this beautiful woman goes to see her doctor and says "Doctor i think i have a fever." the doctor replies "I think I've got just what you need. open your mouth." The woman opened her mouth and the doctor gave her some Advil "This should help your fever. that will be $300." in shock the woman said "these prices are to high."

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Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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if youre reading this its probably because youre on anti-joke.com

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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So a duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for lip balm. The clerk asks, "How will you be paying for that?" to which the duck replies, "Cash."

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What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

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amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

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