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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

Your mama's so fat.

What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

where wally? wallys a myth.

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

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