Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

What did the children in India eat for dinner?

what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

Justin Bieber is a good singer.

What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

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