- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That's not what she said.

My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

How did the girl die? 25.

SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

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