A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

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I would rape her

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A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

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why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

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I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

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Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

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What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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"Free to play" Play free "right now"

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How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

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Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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wanna here an anti joke scroll down

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What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

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8================================================================================================D-------------------------------------------- It can coil!

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Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

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Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

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Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

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Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

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Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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