what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

Justin's hair

Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

I'm a raging homosexual.

I'll be back. Please use the door.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

Netflix and chill

What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

So, same time tomorrow then?

Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

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