How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

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women's rights

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Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

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Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

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roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

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there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

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What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

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What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

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When a blonde entered a bar, she ordered a something that was a double-entendre. The bartender understood what she was trying to say, gave her her order whatever alcohol she happened to consume, and the blonde woman could not have been more courteous.

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a horse is running across a cliff at 54 miles per hour, against the wind. he has been running for three hours. he needs to run for 347 more kilometers before he is tired. the wind is blowing at a speed of 10 miles per hour... he wonders if he will make it when suddenly he falls off the cliff. why did he fall of the cliff? it was a retarded horse.

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Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

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Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got mercifully trampled by a nearby 18 wheeler.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Well you can't drive planes

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

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What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

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shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

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Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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