Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

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Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

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Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

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What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

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hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

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what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

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What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

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What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

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Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

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What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

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Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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