Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

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What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

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Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

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There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

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why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

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Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

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I need a good anti joke....

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Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

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A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

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Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

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Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

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Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

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Homosexuals are gay.

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How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

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Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

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When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

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Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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