- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

So. The gays. ...

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

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how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

Your mother is a very respectable woman.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

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What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

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