- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

Why was the man sad His son got raped

Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

whats red and spikey? an apple i lied about the spikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

What happened to Liam? He Died.

Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

What's worse than accidentally biting your tongue? Hitler accidentally biting your tongue.

what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

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