why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

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Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

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My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

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What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

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My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

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Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

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What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

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What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

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A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

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She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

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What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

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What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

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A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

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Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

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How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

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Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

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