Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

my captcha says : forkin chickens

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

donald................duck for president

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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