- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

I was Writing and i broke my pencil

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

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