what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

rebecca is a hard worker

Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

What's worse than accidentally biting your tongue? Hitler accidentally biting your tongue.

Q. What's brown and circular? A. MEATBALLS!

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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