What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

what's brown and sticky? A stick

What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

my shift key is broken1

How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

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Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

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