What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

knock knock who's there no one

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

Rachel not blowing Robert.

Knock, knock. *answers door*

Dogs in my home.

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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