Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

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(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

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How do you make friends with a squrriel? Trust me, don't.

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Yes.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

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What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

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Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

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How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

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Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

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Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

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What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

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I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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How do you make an anti joke? You ask a question that could have a presumably amusing answer, but make the joke less amusing by stating an obvious answer, therefore completely bamboozling the victim of the anti joke, and making you seem like a man that has a lot of common sense.

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A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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