- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

knock knock piss off

There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

Your Mom.

An Asian walks out of the library.

You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

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