Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

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Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

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what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

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What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

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Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

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you know whats funny the letter Q

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

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which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

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what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

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The women if the wnba are good at basketball

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

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Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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my whole life!

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

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what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

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What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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