Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

the WNBA

What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

try slamming a revolving door

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

I hate long jokes -_-

Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

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