Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

What's up brah brah

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

Anthony Dephillips is handsome

the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

you know whats funny the letter Q

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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