- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

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