What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

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What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

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I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

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What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

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What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

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Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

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what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

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ugh good riddance

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knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

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A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

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Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

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Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

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What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

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poop

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whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

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A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

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A black man, a Jew, and a homosexual are at a bar together. They drink for a few hours, during which time they catch up with each other and share stories, as it has been some time since the three of them have seen each other. After they are done drinking, they call a friend, who comes to pick them up and take them home. What a fine example of drinking responsibly.

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Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

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So. The gays. ...

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Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

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Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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