- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

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An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

whats purple and savage? Barney!

Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

Why did John stay home from school? He died.

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

a man walks into a prostitute.

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

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