How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

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what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

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Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

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Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

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maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

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What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

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Whats better than 24? 25.

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Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

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What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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yolo mother f-uckaaaa

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1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

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im black

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whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

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How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

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What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

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A woman walks into a cave, and the entrance collapses. She spends two days in the cave. She comes close to death, due to lack of nutrition, but is thankfully rescued by a dog walker. She spends several days in hospital recovering. The experience really opens her eyes to life, and she learns not to take her loved ones for granted, and to really make the most of her life. Finally she is allowed to go home. The next day, she is hit by a bus.

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A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

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What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

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Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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