What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

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What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

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Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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what did one tree say to the other? move over

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Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

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What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

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If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

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Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

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My butt!!!!!!!!

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whats 2+2? 4

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one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

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what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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skurfboards we love fat kids

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A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

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A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

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Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

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Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

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how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

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who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

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Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

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Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

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What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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