- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

you know whats funny the letter Q

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

I killed someone today. :D

Michael Castillo is gay

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

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