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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

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what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

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When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. gasp what a weird dream.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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