Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

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How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

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A guy trips a blind man.

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What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

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Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

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Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

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A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

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What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

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What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

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I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

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Knock Knock! Come in!

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

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A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

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Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

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Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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