What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

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Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

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Oh, right

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A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

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When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

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Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

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what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

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Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

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Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

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knock, knock whos there child molestor

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What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

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Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

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The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

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Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

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A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

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Anti Joke

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