How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

I can't see my forehead

What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

Knock knock. Is someone there?

Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

*spongebob voice* 25

What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

women's rights.

A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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