- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

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whats long and green? weed

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

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