Knock knock. Come in.

Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

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A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

Cleveland winning something

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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