What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

black people are white when i use night gogles

Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

Hey Jay, did you here the one about the 3 hookers at the bar? Jay didn't reply because he was deaf

What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem make YOU!

Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

Why did the book disappear?

Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

Q) Why was six afraid of seven? A) Seven was black.

What did Sally get for Christmas? AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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