- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(<>)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, a dead baby is a horrible sight and shouldn't be laughed at.

Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? "Where's my keys?!"

what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

Do you play piano? No

What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

what do you call a black man on crack? a crackhead.

How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his whole family

what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

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What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

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