Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

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sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

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You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

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What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

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What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

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What do you call a black priest? A black priest

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

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YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

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roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

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what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

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Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

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can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

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Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

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A wife asks her husband if he can fix the sink and he responds with Do I have plumber written on my forehead. Then she asks him if he can fix the porch and he responds with Do I have contractor written on my forehead. So the husband goes on vacation and comes back to find the sink and porch fixed and he asks his wife how it is fixed and she says that the new neighbor helped. So she says the neighbor said he would only do it for cake or sex. The husband respond by saying Which one did you choose. His wife responds by saying Do I have Betty Crocker written on my forehead.

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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I never asked for this.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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