- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

knock knock "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"

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Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

You're Adopted.

what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

How old is your mom? Old.

An Asian fails their maths exam.

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