knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

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Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

Your time.

How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

knock knock Come in!!!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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