A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

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Canada AYY

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What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

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You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

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Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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Did you hear about the guys who wanted to go to Hawaii??? They didn't go!

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What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

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What's the difference between a black man and a bag of crap? Quite a bit. The black man is a human male of the Kingdom Animalia, while the bag is an inanimate object. The only similarity between them would be that they both contain organic matter.

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Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

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A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

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knock knock whos there the game _______I LOST THE GAME_______

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Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

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Why was the T-Rex so bad at math? Cause it was stupid

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will have her institutionalized as soon as they find her.

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What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

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What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

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Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

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What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

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What's brown and sticky? Poo.

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Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

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Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

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Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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