Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

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How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

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Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

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Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

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What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

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What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

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-Knock Knock -Come in!

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

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Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

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Get in the car.

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How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

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A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

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Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

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Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

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What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

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What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

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how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

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Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

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A man walks into a bar.....OW!

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I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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