- Anti Joke

Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

raisin boogers

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

What causes floods? Too much water.

Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

Your mama's so fat.