- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar.....OW!

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

Why did John stay home from school? He died.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

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