Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

what was the biggest game of hide and seek? World War II and the Jews won

What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

I LIKE TRAINS

Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

What happened to the starving african kid? He died

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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