- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color was the duck? It had one foot.

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What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

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