Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

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Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

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Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

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Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

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Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

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What do you call a white man in the middle of Mexico City? Dave.

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

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What happens when you mix a black guy and a chinese guy. A disfigured man

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How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

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Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

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What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

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What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

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uhyuyuyhyuuuhuyuhh rice crispies

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What did Frodo do when he realized that he needed to destroy the ring? He simply walked into Mordor

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Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

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Why did the black man die? A white man killed him. He was a member of the KKK.

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A tree fell in the forest. The person in the house it hit heard it.

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the WNBA

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Theres this guy that got pulled over and the guy in the car said: I have AIDS the cop said: Oh, really when did you get them? I don't have AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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