You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

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How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

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Yo mamma is so old that she died.

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why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

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A black guy walks into a basketball court.

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Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

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Hey Jay, did you here the one about the 3 hookers at the bar? Jay didn't reply because he was deaf

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Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

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What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

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It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

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giddy goat

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

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What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

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why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

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Why did the book disappear?

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What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

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Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

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Why does the man hate his job? He thinks working sucks?

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person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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