What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

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What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

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Hearpin my durp

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Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

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What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

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Your mom is fat

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

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How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

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roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

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Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

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What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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