- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

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What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

Who has killed more people than Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Jack Kevorkian combined? Mr. Rogers

Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

Your existance.

Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

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