What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It died. Q: Why did the snake fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird. Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

what smells worse then shit Drew White

Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

A guy trips a blind man.

What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

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What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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