rishi is gay (coventry england)

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You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

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Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

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What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

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bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

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A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

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Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

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what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

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what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

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Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

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That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

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What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

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Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

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whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

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There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

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Your mother is a very respectable woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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